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In the magazine sector, the rear page is where you would find all the strange fools that we could not enter anywhere else. Some could call it “filler”; We prefer “a whole page to make terrible jokes that are tangentially linked to the content of the magazine”. We do not have pages on the internet, but we still love terrible-quinds welcome to our semi-regulated feature, Rear page.
Today, Jim is saving a thought for the guys who have lost a place Mario Kart World…
Remember to E3 2018 when Smash Ultimate Did you dare say “Everyone is here”? Well, I have creased the numbers in the years since then and a couple of things do not add up. For example, do you see peepa in the final? How about coin coffer? Cataquack does not mean anything for you people?!
Those names I just mentioned? I didn’t invent them! These are all true characters Mario and they are all playable Mario Kart World. I mean, how can you say “everyone is here” with a serious face if you don’t even have a cow in the roster?
The world may have downloaded artists of the caliber of links, The Inklings and a handful of Crossing of animals Options (as far as we know), but this is a list that goes deep In the “characters Mario who did not know he had a small fool name”.
While, of course, I want to talk about how half of these newbies are also guiding a car in the first place: Goomba? Fish bone? Where are your limbs ?? – Let me be the first to say, you have not seen the file called ‘Mario characters you didn’t know had a small silly name – Part 2‘? I respect the cuts deep as much as Mario’s next fan, but why not go even more deeply?
Don’t worry, Nintendo, your old friend Jim ordered you. Forget your low Gaddi and Genos, here is a rundown of 14 deep cuts that I have not noticed in the trailers so far (not to say that they will not end up in the final game), but this certainly deserves a point on the starting grid. And yes, I am totally serious…
Wart
Last visa: The Legend of Zelda: Link’s Awakening
Come on, you can’t write Mario Kart World without Verruca (I checked). What do you mean “Who the hell is the wart?” It is the padded frog that caused all that problem Super Mario Bros. 2. It is also the singer found underground The awakening of links.
If DK, Bowser and King Boo have taught us something, it is that the greats who guide small bikes are a recipe for success.
Chapel
Last visa: Super Mario Odyssey
Perhaps it is not the deepest of the cuts, but seriously, where the heck did he go? Given Odyssey’s success, would you expect to see Mario’s partner’s partner sprout everywhere, but have we seen him since then? Cabbage no!
The existing roster of the world clarifies that the arms and legs are not a requirement to obtain a driving license, so it is the time that the more inanimate objects come together with the ranks.
Fludd
Last visa: Super Mario 3D All-Stars
What, did you think I would mention an inanimate partner and I didn’t raise the other? Who says Flud cannot drive a car? There are no cars Super Mario Sunshine However, so there is no evidence. Exactly.
Tatanga
Last visa: Super Mario Land 2: 6 gold coins
You intend to tell me that the dolphin made the cut, but the pretty small alien in a spaceship from Land Super Mario And 6 golden coins did not do it? What’s wrong with this world?
Culex
Last visa: Super Mario RPG
Do you know what Mario Kart’s world roster is really missing? Some big interdimensional beings that have been seasoned with more than a while Final Fantasy spices during the design phase. Culex fills that short quite well.
Listen, Super Mario’s Remake Switch RPG has given this big problem due to 3D remaking, and nobody should work on the abs for so much time without having the opportunity to show them.
Burt
Last visa: Yoshi’s artisan world
Of course, Poochy could be the most obvious answer here, but that the cut is not deep enough! I want to see Burt lead a kart. We also have a Mario Gallery’s gallery of Mario Gallery of Mario, it is right that there are also bad Yoshi.
Speaking of, because we cannot get Yoshi Wool Design in Mario Kart ???
Fawful
Last visa: Mario & Luigi: Bowser’s Inside Story + Bowser Jr. Journey
Come on, who No Ami fawful?
I don’t really have to say here, but you can’t convince me that Fawful would not be nice by driving a kart. Those giant white teeth, the potential for a flourishing cloak in the wind, the bright green skin; Talk about putting the Switch 2 graphics through the test.
Bully
Last visa: Super Mario 3D World + Bowser’s Fury
Do we have almost all the other little ones who go, but can’t we have bully? Is it because he is too angry? Is your road anger too much? We need answers!
At least, bring him in battle mode so that he can come across him.
Ray of corn
Last visa: The Super Mario Bros. film
Really, Nintendo? Will you launch almost every submarine enemy in a kart (even the dead ones), but is the corn beam still aside? Especially when it appears in almost every single underwater path in the Mario Kart tour and appeared in a couple of other courses during the series?
Come on, Maw-Ray fan, I will need you to be a little more vocal on this injustice.
Blocking questions
Last visa: Paper Mario: The Thousand Year Door
Okay, we come to some big beats. Where the hell is the blocking of questions? Has this guy popped up in almost all Mario’s games to date, but isn’t the steering wheel allowed yet?
My theory is that she is too good in the driver and her simple addition would ruin the basic equity of the series. That ha be the reason for its continuous exclusion.
Word pipe
Last visa: Super Mario Party Jamboree
While we are on runners who served their time behind the scenes, let’s listen to Warp Pipe. And don’t give me any of these “is just an object, how could a car” nonsense, have you seen the fish bone images behind the wheel? Is a literal fish bone!
Standard Kart
Last visa: Mario Kart Tour
No, I’m not running out of ideas, six Fugli the ideas!
Chris Pratt
Last visa: Uhh … someone really looked at The electric state?
The addition of the roster that we deserve so rightly. Take some food to trace to unlock various dresses inspired by Pratt such as Star Lord, Owen Graty, The LEGO movieEmmet and a lot of other characters that I certainly hadn’t equipped with Google.
T-Rex
Last visa: Super Mario Odyssey
Ok, the short arms made me laugh. I am only human.
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